“When I was a kid, I was about six or seven years old. My brothers decided to that it would be a fun idea to put me in a human sized bean bag, and roll me down the stairs in it. So, I tried to fight them for a while, but they overpowered me, and finally I submitted and went in the bean bag. they rolled me down the stairs and showed me to my parents. Little did they know, I was in the bag. Then, we surprised them by unzipping the bean bag, and I popped out like a child. The bean bag birthed me. I am the son of a bean bag”