This is an enchanted little house. It has all of the magical wonders you could think of. It’s got fairies flying around, book shelves filled with spell books, you name it. Also, there are friendly spirits that always clean up your messes for you. You just have to be careful at night. That’s when the kitchen utensils come to life. They aren’t hostile, but people have been known to accidentally step on them and hurt themselves. Also, never under any circumstances go into the basement. Trust me on this. We can’t lose someone to the thing down there. Not again. Other than those two things, everything else in the house is totally safe. So, what do you say? Do you want to buy it yet? It’s cheap too.